...is when all decent men lay the crap out of her on Betfair at circa 2.9 for Sports Personality of the Year.
If we really can't find another sporting hero in the next nine months to eclipse this waste of space then I'll blow myself, film it and post a link to the mpeg on here.
Leaving aside my personal dislike of the Cult of McArturd, I don't believe the footage of her pie-face gurning through the Pompey sea spray is inspirational enough to mobilize her vote - by the time winter kicks in people will be asking "Ellen who?". And historically the early front-runner in this market gets overtaken by something unforeseen (Lennox Lewis was odds on after beating Mike Tyson, for example, before Paula Radcliffe swept him aside in the summer).
The advice is: LAY McArturd. Dear God, won't somebody think of the children?
If we really can't find another sporting hero in the next nine months to eclipse this waste of space then I'll blow myself, film it and post a link to the mpeg on here.
Leaving aside my personal dislike of the Cult of McArturd, I don't believe the footage of her pie-face gurning through the Pompey sea spray is inspirational enough to mobilize her vote - by the time winter kicks in people will be asking "Ellen who?". And historically the early front-runner in this market gets overtaken by something unforeseen (Lennox Lewis was odds on after beating Mike Tyson, for example, before Paula Radcliffe swept him aside in the summer).
The advice is: LAY McArturd. Dear God, won't somebody think of the children?
