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jamdog666	The Diary Room thread	Lead	[-]
Posts: 2945 (05/31/05 11:00:57) Bulgakovian Punter Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None Hi Big Brother... I'm having difficulty bonding with Ian. Sometimes he'll look at me and be like "yeah?" and I'm, like, "what?" and he's, like, "I know" - I mean what's all that about...? ~Moves uncomfortably in chair~ It's been difficult. Everyone's really superficial in here. There's a lot of two-faced people about. Sometimes, I feel like I'm being watched, yeah? I know that sounds weird.... ~Sigh~ Saw Makosi in the nip today - she has lovely big wobbly hangers. That's all I think. Oh, the soap dispensers in the bathroom have run-out and we need kitchen roll. Thanks. ~exits diary room~
Ian Davies	Re: The Diary Room thread (superb concept, btw)	#1	[-]
Posts: 955 (05/31/05 12:01:53) Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	~Enters diary room~ Hi Big Brother (looks like I'm talking to myself - again!)... I hate being in this bloody virtual house. It's bad enough having to pretend to be friends with all this online riff-raff, while I quietly separate them from all their worldly goods, 1% at a time, without havin to kop for all this malarkey. Particularly tricky to cope with is jam-''Kelvin Mackenzie''-dog - he made me rewrite my last newsletter piece 27 times and he's doing my head in now we actually have to live together. In fact, it's not easy living with 12 sweaty blokes when you're a control freak - they've got this annoying habit of not doing as I say, when I say. And I wouldn't mind knowing who dumped in my bed on only the second night. Are they trying to tell me something? ~exits diary room~
Grasshopp3r	Re: The Diary Room thread	#2	[-]
Posts: 22 (06/14/05 09:15:24) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Hi Big Bro That potato plant is pretty f'kin special. I could have sworn I'd been in and out of here a few times, but I must have imagined the lot of it. Feels like I've lost about a fortnight of my life. Any chance we can have some baby-gro on the shopping list this week? Ta Grass PS. We need some more skins.
Ian Davies	Re: The Diary Room thread	#3	[-]
Posts: 955 (06/14/05 12:07:13) Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	~Enters diary room~ Hi Big Brother, Since the roof of the House fell in last night, I've been wondering: Was it built by EZConstruction Ltd? ~exits diary room~
Ian Davies	Re: The Diary Room thread	#4	[-]
Posts: 955 (06/15/05 08:13:20) Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	~Enters diary room~ Hi Big Brother, And have all the other housemates been buried under the rubble? Does that make me the winner by default? No? B*llocks! ~exits diary room~
saintpaulo	Re: The Diary Room thread	#5	[-]
Posts: 1715 (06/15/05 08:50:25) Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	hi bb. what a day. first the roof falling in, then all hiding from ian... bastard found us eventually tho, grasshopper just couldn't stay put, had to go hunting his sodding plants... can we have some beer please?
OddsAgainst	Re: The Diary Room thread	#6	[-]
Posts: 2362 (06/15/05 10:57:27) Administrator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Hi BB It's been really weird in here. No-one speaks much and they are all with blank stares, as if their memory has been erased. In fact, nobody seems to remember anything since Memorial Day. Ian Davies is talking in his sleep though, keeps muttering "withdrawal, not another withdrawal". Is he on drugs? I've finally worked out what Grasshopper is up to in the garden. Ok, call me slow, but the public can't have failed to notice, bet he's favourite for the chop. Any chance you could put a bet on for me? Thought not. <exits>
Grasshopp3r	Re: The Diary Room thread	#7	[-]
Posts: 22 (06/15/05 12:14:30) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Hi Big Bro. I overheard Odds-Against saying that, as a special treat, I'll be getting chops for dinner. Any chance you can ping some apple sauce over those bad boys whilst you're at it? I've got a bit of a munch on. Good man.
Ian Davies	Re: The Diary Room thread	#8	[-]
Posts: 955 (06/17/05 13:57:59) Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	~Enters diary room~ Hi Big Brother, Ironic that THE LAW should lose out to a dope fiend in a public vote - still, that's PPBB! ~exits diary room~
Grasshopp3r	Re: The Diary Room thread	#9	[-]
Posts: 22 (06/17/05 14:22:55) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Hi Big Brother That Baron chap is putting it about that I am a "dope fiend". Frankly, I feel violated at the use of the term, and would suggest that placing him on K-Rations for a week, would be a good attitude adjuster. I mean, all he ever does is shuffle around, mumbling "...ninety-nine to you, one to me....ninety-nine to you, one to me...". I mean, what's that all about??? PS. I'm going to need a new lighter. Good man.
saintpaulo	Re: The Diary Room thread	#10	[-]
Posts: 1715 (06/17/05 15:09:37) Moderator Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	hi bb, gonna be quick I feel I must apologise for escaping to sit on the roof earlier this evening. this whole negativity was just getting to me, man, and I just had to CHILL OUT, like, you know, become one with the house again. so empty wallet went huh? not sure I even knew who he was. give a crap, Jamdog has passed out on the sofa, I'm off to see how many objects of increasing weight I can throw at him before he wakes up and tries to kill me peace out bro.

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